Checkup from the Neck up

A mental health examination.

"Dood needs a checkup from the neck up!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.

John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.

by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006

check the oil

to stick ones thumbn in another persons ass hwhile they aren't expecting it. this is commonly known as checking the oil!
once on has checked the oil it is prpoper to charge them fo rthe service with the credit card.

hey man why did you just stick your thumb up my pooper?
"yeah your oil is a little low "

by the guy rules April 21, 2005

nut checked

when u get kneed, kicked, punched, wacked, etc... in the nutts

jason got nut checked by tessa 4 being gay by liking slumpers slumper

by ben dover October 3, 2004

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c April 15, 2006

poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.

Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!

by Bangboy March 14, 2007

oh come on check it out baby

its is a phrase said very quickly in a cuban or puerto rican accent that is used when adressing a girl to look at your penis when it is in a more erect state then to judge you by your limp bird.

babe hold on it gets bigger dont leave sweehawt oh come on check it out baby

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008