Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."

Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing

by S3V October 16, 2010

ass cabbage

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 December 3, 2007

Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.

Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.

by Lora Logic January 19, 2009

wild cabbage

Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.

My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.

by some punk kid April 27, 2005

Straight Cabbage

An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.

Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!

Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!

by Mtothew March 12, 2010

radical cabbage

When something is so awesomely done that even if it would normally be lame, it is highly entertaining and or impressive.

Jeez Steve you stack those books like its nobody's business!, it's totally radical cabbage.

by Rubiks Juggler July 23, 2010

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018