Crusty Swooper

Wrestling term used in situations pertaining to an individual who works so hard his clothes are just crusty from sweat, The individual swoops up on the mat similar to dan gable scoring lots of singles, can be used inversly with thug nasty villain.

That David Hill from SME, is a Crusty Swooper if I've ever seen one.

Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there

by thug nasty swoop November 23, 2010

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

Crusty rudder

A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.

Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."

by daniel wolff September 25, 2011

Crusty hosebag

A dirty ho that dont take a shower

Man the crusty hosebag sure do stank

by Spfld Rat Mark December 17, 2011

Crastiwanker

Someone who procrastinates about having a wank

That dirty bastard is a Crastiwanker

by mick12342536 October 22, 2012

Crastibate

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013