the brutal piss

When you go for a wee wee during the intermission of The Brutalist

Bro, i can't believe we're sitting in the intermission of the brutalist and u want to go for a piss, i just defined this as the brutal piss on urban dictionary

by Warlock Firedome February 24, 2025

Piglin brute

Literally MY SON and I will NOT take any ship from anyone who claims to be HIS DAD because IM HIS DAD HOE

Oh also I guess they’re like hostile mobs that guard bastions or something I dunno

person a: I hate Piglin brutes, they’re so annoyi-
PiglinbruteNO1fan: IM GONNA FUCKING MAUL YOU HOE

by PiglinBruteNO1fan July 4, 2025

What the Brute?

It's what you would say when you are too confused to say "What the heck?"

"What the Brute? Wait, it's a little girl with rainbow hair. Supernatural, isn't it."

by KokoroYume March 30, 2016

Et tu brute?

Latin for "You too, Brutus?"
Used when Julius Caesar was stabbed by his best friend
An expression to be used if you've been betrayed or someone has told on you or framed you in a dirty way for example

Politician: (steps out of limo)
*Sniper rifle goes off*
Bodyguard pushes politician out of way
And shoot the sniper
Politician: thanks you saved my life
Politician walks past the bodyguard
Bodyguard stabs politican in back
Politician: " Et tu brute? "

I can't think of any other example than this

by Luvs2spewge August 1, 2022

Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!

"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"

by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022

Blue-on-Blue Brutality

When an off-duty, retired, separated, plainclothes, or undercover law enforcement officer gets beaten up by uniformed on-duty law enforcement officers in marked units because they are often mistaken for criminals due to LEOSA privileges.

To prevent Blue-on-Blue brutality many agencies across the nation often require officers to provide visible identification to uniformed on duty officers in marked units during traffic stops or stop and frisk operations to avoid field interrogation cards by uniformed personnel.

by kinghiroichi1 September 25, 2025

Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024