Bombardier

A bombardier is a romanian stereotype of people who usually wear skinny jeans and fake designer clothes, drive an old BMW usually named a "cazan", "cratita", "tigaie", even on rare ocassions it's called a "cotet", but it usually depends on the size of it. In traffic they don't acknowledge the existence of traffic laws, and usually their signals don't work. Sometimes they hang out in groups at large scale malls and shopping centers not having money for anything. The only source of income for them doesn't consist of a job, it usually resembles something callled a "combinatie" and are done between other bombardieri. In general, most of them have an underage girlfriend starting at the age of 14; for those who don't have one, they desperately try to get a woman's attention and will listen to "muzica de jale". The choice in music for them is manele, they listen to them in their BMWs and on the bench in the park at a cheap bluetooth speaker. They tend to make themselves noticed by leaving a trail of seminte and bothering people with their loud music.

Example 1:
Dan: * waits at the red light *
Alex: Grabeste-te cumetre ca daca nu te misti cobor la tine acuma!
Dan: Why are you such a bombardier?
Example 2:
Ana: * walks home at night *
Alex: * in car *, * honks *; Da ce faci pisi vrei sa te duc undeva?
Ana: No thanks. * thinking: this guy is such a bombardier *

by panseluta66 September 16, 2021

liver bomb

Medical slang for person with liver failure with tendency to explode from complications thereof, including GI bleeding, ascites, kidney failure, lung failure, and altered mentation.

I had the worst call of my life! I admitted 4 liver bombs and sent three to the ICU!

by alcoholic ivdu September 22, 2005

jersey bomber

The huge-ass mosquitoes found all over the state of New Jersey (especially the Meadowlands). They can get up to three inches long.

(Points at half-inch-diameter bug bite) Fucking Jersey bombers...

by s0ck_ninja June 16, 2007

E-Bombs

Ecstasy tablet or pill

Yo my boy got caught with four E-Bombs
Was he rolling on E-Bombs?

by Massimo Jones March 7, 2008

2 bomb

A two litre bottle of cider, Mainly strongbow.

Person 1 : What you drinking tonight?
Person 2 : Might just get a 2 bomb.
Person 1 : Strongbows nasty.

by Weesteve February 27, 2009

Status Bomber

A person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. This could be as a joke or as something that doesn't make any sense at all. It also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly retarded.

"Did you hear about Steve last night? He bombed Susan's status about her aunt having breast cancer. Asked her if he could be the second opinion."

He's such a status bomber.

by tstyles77 February 19, 2010

Muff Bomber

A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.

When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.

by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010