Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.

"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"

by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.

"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"

by Morism Leader October 30, 2020

Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.

Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.

by razzatouille May 23, 2018

Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.

I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.

by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024

Bless

Bless his phone he is ugly and yea

You should bless his phone because he is ugly

by RubberDogRaw March 17, 2021