BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025

Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.

by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018

the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.

I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing

by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017

🙏BLESS🙏

"🙏BLESS🙏" is a catchphrase used by OMGkawaiiAngel-chan, also known as KAngel, a streamer from the game "Needy Streamer Overload". The viewers often spam this at the end of KAngel's stream. That's it for today 🙏BLESS🙏

KAngel: That's it for today, nerds!

P1: 🙏BLESS🙏
P2: 🙏BLESS🙏
P3: 🙏BLESS🙏

by Highpressurewashingmachine December 8, 2024

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.

May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺

by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022