by faygogluttony February 08, 2016
by s. a. hall May 09, 2005
An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.
Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
by the schmouse May 17, 2018
The usually sexual practice of smearing ice cream onto a woman's breasts, and removing it with the tongue. Sometimes performed in public.
by Cannon06 July 06, 2009
Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
by DaFuzz March 13, 2005
One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.
The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
by bradanter96 January 20, 2011