3 definitions by the schmouse
An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.
Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
by the schmouse May 17, 2018
A way of expressing your current feeling when your desperate for the succ, but nobody wants to succ, so you feel lonely in this big world of succ.
Grandtheftauto5: Hey girl, wanna give me some succ?
Dalaquishiatintiswaffatalakinorinovintismashinshish: No.
Grandtheftauto5: WHY! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! BIG PLANET LITTLE SUCC!!!!!!
Dalaquishiatintiswaffatalakinorinovintismashinshish: No.
Grandtheftauto5: WHY! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! BIG PLANET LITTLE SUCC!!!!!!
by the schmouse May 17, 2018
Your typical everyday urban dictionary user who does at least one of the following; makes up retarded names (i.e. dmunio, danillio, arshellia) that are not funny and have shit definitions (i.e. "your best pal, always there for you" or "very hot and nice looking"), uses their own names to look cool and be a fortnite flexxer (i.e. a kid named Ava writes a definition for Ava that says things like "super hot and cool" or "that one person who's always your friend"), or just makes garbage and cringey definitions that deserve the Cringe Of The Year Award.
Quantifi: Ay Chad, why is this garbage on Urban Dictionary?
Chad: I don't know. There's been an influx of speds and urbandics who write definitions of names and retarded crap.
Chad: I don't know. There's been an influx of speds and urbandics who write definitions of names and retarded crap.
by the schmouse May 17, 2018