Bottle Florp

When you try to flip a water bottle but fail miserably.

I tend to bottle florp instead of flip.

by Apo11o November 27, 2016

The Botten

In poker, when a player's two hole cards are a 2 and a 5 of any suit.

When Stevey peeked at his hole cards and saw he was dealt a Botten, he instantly sprouted a fierce erection.

by Mr. OFace February 2, 2005

bottle service

there is a paid version of this and a free version of this, the free one usually gives u a trip to the hosipital

Jordan got free bottle service at Fever, which also entitled VIP seats at the nearest hospital

by S p e c i a l K June 2, 2009

douche-bottle

the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..

go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me

by 'O' June 9, 2005

bottle dance

when some friends get together late night at a bar and put a beer bottle down in the middle of the dance floor then proceed to make a circle around the bottle. friends take turns in the middle dancing around the bottle trying not to knock it over. originated at marist college.

"hey did you see that bottle dance last night"
"nah i left the bar early, i heard it was crazy though"

by schnigg February 28, 2010

Water bottle

An object for men to insert penises or dildo to store excess fluid

Sluts vagina have several water bottle

by Koloshnokov Baby July 23, 2009

BottledMindFrame (BMF)

Slang/Noun.

A sense of deliria often mistaken for trolling, in which the emotions of others cannot be distinguished from the actual emotions those others are feeling. To have a BottledMindFrame is difficult to deal with but can be treated.

BottledMindFrame (BMF) conversation example.

Normal guy: Hey did you see the game last night? :)
Guy with BottledMindFrame: OMG YOU'RE SO ANGRY!
Normal guy: Huh? lol Where did you get that idea?

Guy with BottledMindFrame: SEE YOU'RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW
Normal guy: *Shakes head in disappointment*

by KiwiGod July 7, 2012