wankarse bastard

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.

David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

Rat Bastard

An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.

Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!

by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cheering bastard

Harry Simzoes

cheering bastards

by lucz August 1, 2019

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Rat Bastard

A degenerate little shit who also happens to be sly, but in a rat-like way.

Blaine is a rat bastard because he stole my side hoe.

by Stevie Buscemi July 11, 2019