Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

busy bastard

A phrase used by people in Balby to describe someone putting extra effort into something that requires no effort.

Tom: 'just took a snapchat in the car of me driving to work. Used the white font obviously'
Emma: 'why?'
Tom: 'cause it looks good innit'
Emma: 'busy bastard'

by busybastard April 30, 2016

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bastard sauce

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.

Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?

by Chaoticist December 16, 2010

Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

Rat Bastard

A degenerate little shit who also happens to be sly, but in a rat-like way.

Blaine is a rat bastard because he stole my side hoe.

by Stevie Buscemi July 11, 2019

Rat Bastard

An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.

Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!

by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021