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Aunt Carol

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.
Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"
by Illu Sionist January 8, 2008
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Aunster

A possible scenario of a relative whom is an aunt and a sister at the same time; when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the aunster being the result of Subject A and the older generation (child with the mother or father) as related to the other child.
Ty: "How is Joelle your aunster?"

Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."

Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"
by fartknocker101 December 21, 2009
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Auntie Anne

When two men, each with two penises, tie their penises together into a pretzel shape. (Very rare.)
This guy's Grindr profile says he's looking for another dude to Auntie Anne him.
by etherel90 July 3, 2017
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Aunt mal

Typically a ginger aunt who gets drunk at party's or by themselves usually a light weight, extremely horny and sassy. is very flat in all areas explains to elders that she is there aunt. Supper ghetto.
by Aunt Mal extremest September 24, 2018
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Aunt mom

Aunt mom :

when you’re a biological mother to a child but you’re never around or don’t do shit for you child, rather you just pop up on occasion like an irresponsible Aunt.
No honey, your Aunt mom is not showing up for your birthday, she’s to “busy”
by Nickg1269 May 2, 2019
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antspov

ew is that antspov? he’s tasteless
by ant’s oomf October 28, 2020
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antspov

antspov is a smelly rat
by ant's motha October 28, 2020
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