CockHouse Attack

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.

"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"

by 13thkill July 4, 2009

hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

by EnterNot August 20, 2008

tud attack

When someone has eaten a whole pot of beans and later on has taken of a dump but not just any kind of dump

the dude was taking a shit but the shit just came out like drop lets ooowee so many droplets he filled the toilet up just a funky ass bathroom

man had a serious tud attack

by sittingonthetoiletlikeuhh January 16, 2010

Attack of the Show

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.

Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.

by John Shmithers August 5, 2008

Personally attacked

to feel attacked on a personal level .

he said I ate one too many cookies and I felt “personally attacked”

by doodooflake123 December 20, 2018

Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

by Da F-in' Goat May 6, 2018

Tornado Attack

When you spin in a circle and fire your machine gun constantly in hopes that you kill someone.

SweetHeavyD's tornado attack only killed his team mates and no one else.

by Chris House August 30, 2007