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Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
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Get the Asher mug.ashe is the most amazing guy you’ll have the luck to know. he is incredibly kind, sweet, and caring. he will do anything for you, no questions asked, and then he’ll do even more than that. he has beautiful chocolate brown eyes that make your heart speed up when he’s looking at you. when he smiles, you want to do anything you can to make him do it again because he has a perfect smile. he has short, soft hair that makes him melt when you play with it. he is super flirty, bubbly, and touchy, but only with the ones special to him. otherwise, he is incredibly shy, quiet, and introverted. ashe is also crazy talented in anything he puts his mind to. he is always super funny and knows how to really make you laugh. you can’t help but smile when you’re around him. there’s something about him that’s so addictive, you just want to be around him all the time. he will also have a sensual effect on you. if you thought you had a libido before him, you didn’t. every time he’s around you, the tension is palpable. although he may seem innocent or naive, he’s secretly as filthy as you are, if not more. he knows how to have fun and he’s the best kisser you’ll ever meet. the way he kisses you will make you want to keep kissing him until your lips get sore. everything about him is so perfect that you wonder to yourself how he is attracted to you. but he’s not, because he’s attracted to me. he’s all mine.
ashe is the best boyfriend- no, husband- that you could ever ask for. you can’t ask for him, however, because he’s mine.
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