A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.
by Bombshells hair salon bitch March 8, 2015
Get the Ass Apology mug.In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.
Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*
Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?
Child: mom apology accepted
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*
Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?
Child: mom apology accepted
by Momski September 25, 2017
Get the mom apology mug.The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.
So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.
by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018
Get the text apologizer mug.A Curry Apologist is a fan of Stephen Curry who will defend him against those who claim he does not have the skillset of players such as Kawhi Leonard or Kevin Durant no matter what.
A Curry Apologist is someone who believes Curry is better Kevin Durant because he never joined the team who beat him in the finals after losing a 3-1 lead even though Kevin Durant helped the Warriors win two championships by beating Lebron twice and winning two-time finals MVP something Curry has never done.
A Curry Apologist believes Curry is better than Kawhi because Curry never left the team that helped him win his first championship and finals MVP but Kawhi did yet Kawhi led the Raptors to the Championship in his first season in Toronto by beating the Warriors in the finals.
A Curry Apologist is someone who believes that Stephen Curry is the best player in the NBA over players who have a better skillset than him and will cite attributes that he supposedly has over them such as "the ability to shoot long threes at half court or beyond" and the ability to "run around the court for twenty-three and three quarters of a second" to get a "one-fourth second" wide open three.
A Curry Apologist believes Curry is better than Kawhi because Curry never left the team that helped him win his first championship and finals MVP but Kawhi did yet Kawhi led the Raptors to the Championship in his first season in Toronto by beating the Warriors in the finals.
A Curry Apologist is someone who believes that Stephen Curry is the best player in the NBA over players who have a better skillset than him and will cite attributes that he supposedly has over them such as "the ability to shoot long threes at half court or beyond" and the ability to "run around the court for twenty-three and three quarters of a second" to get a "one-fourth second" wide open three.
by He-ro June 29, 2019
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by Saint_Apollo February 21, 2020
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Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”
Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”
Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020
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conglomerates, hence the name.
conglomerates, hence the name.
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
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