Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

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Anal Blitzkrieg

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

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when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

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It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

Anal Head by Dac December 13, 2019

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when you have four dicks in you and it feels good

3 dicks in your ass 1 in the pussy

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Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.

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when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.

wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman

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