urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website where 99% of the definitions are either racist or sexual
-Concerned Youth

J: I wonder what redneck means let me look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Crazy, homeless white person. Like to shoot birds

by Whitetrash666 November 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary

All About Sex.

Every definition is tied back to hooking up. Literally.

A.:What is urban dictionary?
H.:The Wikipedia of the streets ™
A.: More like sex.

Pun intended ©

by Vamps™ January 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015

Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look up 'modern' definitions. However, most things have something to do with sex or drugs.

Dude, I just got a definition published at Urban Dictionary. Don't worry, it is mildly spicy ;)

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary of words that do not truly exist and if you try to make up a word even if it's really good they won't publish it and if you run a YouTube or twitch you have to suck someone to even be able to get half a word on their site

Urban Dictionary is something to kill your dreams such as being able to make up a word

by ShadowWarrior0_- January 1, 2017