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Absec

Good loking Slovenian who likes wine and likes meat. He is very atractive making every women atracted to him just by a single look. He is also a great singer especially singing folk songs. He is also good at writing his own songs which are very good. Wine that is prudeced by an absec is also very good it is not important which wine you buy from him it will always be good. Poems form absec are also very good, most of them use iamb and are also sonets.

Absec is also someone who is very hard-working and helpfull to the others if they ask him for help. Even if someone is in trouble an absec will always help them.
Absec can you help me.
Absec is so good looking.
Absec is the best man I ever met.
Thise poem form absec is very good.
by Bro code Poet March 31, 2022
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Absurdity

HAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
Hym "I'm glad the absurdity of the world continues to keep me (morally) in the clear. The Lizzard is doing God's work over there. Hahaha! That is great. You guys are the fucking worst. First you try to win the game. Now you're trying to prove that you're right. Why not just cut your losses and take the 'L'? 'We ShOuLdN't HaVe To LoSe To YoU!!! yOuR'e NoT bEtTeR tHaN aLl Of Us!!!' Oh! Be careful! That sounds familiar! You're starting to sound like ME! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Holy shit! This. Is. Priceless. You HAVE to see how ridiculous this is! There is no way you don't! Hahaha! I can't! I just can't! Why do you guys have to be like this? And on a different note; swollen? Really!? You gotta do better than that! You're almost as bad a Shuuji over there! It does hurt a little bit though. When I bite or open my jaw. Ouch. I appreciate you thinking about me though. Whatever makes you feel better about the situation. Anywho... I wild. And to think, if I hadn't been hired to work in a sex cult none of us would be here right now. I still wouldn't be getting any but I'd probably be striving valiantly toward the future and you wouldn't know I existed. I'd still have people following me but think of all the things that wouldn't have been if I had kept my mouth shut. Hahahahahahaha aha aha! Hoooooo... This is tragic. Truly and seriously tragic."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
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Absolute fucking boys

A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what
Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes

Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys
by Walnutted October 16, 2022
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Absincouse

1. something having the characteristic of uniqueness or differing from the "social norm"
2. something not commonly known/studied
UK English-absincowse
1. p1- "hey did you see Sarah's new sweater? I've never seen anything like it."

p2- "yeah, how absincouse."

2.p1- "hey I've decided to go into gender studies for my major!"

p2- "wow how absincouse!''
by Mr. quack234 November 15, 2022
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y'absolutely

Dan: Penny, can i call you?

Penny: Y'absolutely!
by Tiggerdell February 21, 2011
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Eggnog Abstinence

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.
Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..
by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011
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The Abstinence

A sexual position in which the two partners engage in various activities of a sexual manner but don't engage in sexual intercourse.
"Honey, I'm on my period."
"That's okay. We can just do the Abstinence."
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) May 15, 2013
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