Urban Jerk

The admin guys at urbandictionary.com when they don't add your entry.

Those Urban Jerks at urbandictionary.com rejected my submission again!

by theotheraaron April 12, 2011

Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.

I got Whiplash from that circle jerk

by moonlight rose May 12, 2015

Jerk Out

To get the hell out of Dodge before things go all queer. Pigs and such.

We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.

by rudeboy43 September 26, 2014

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 3, 2013

Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore

hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008