N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
Get the Jarred Lightmug. by memaw757 December 15, 2021
Get the jar lovermug. Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024
Get the Eating mayonnaise out of the jarmug. When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.
by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022
Get the Sar Jar Binksmug. 
Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.
by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025
Get the Jarredmug. Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.
by lemmingdos October 2, 2014
Get the Shits in my nutella jarmug.