Wilson Water

A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.

Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!

by Spice Miner August 31, 2013

Hag Warriors

Older species of real life elite monsters (mostly older women) who think that they are entitled to occupy every seat in a bus and therefore aggressively chase people off.
They are usually found in hibernation calm-like state,but when they enter the bus their HP and Speed drastically increases in aim to conquer seats.

-Ex.1.-
Girl 1: Uhhh,I feel so sick today.I almost collapsed!
Girl 2: I know,poor you. Luckily,we've found you a place to sit!
Hag: Khm...khm...won't you move? Didn't they teach you anything?
Girl 1: Sorry,I didn't see you.Take my seat,please.
Hag: It would be time...oh damn rude people these days...who raised them ?!?

Girl 2:You should've said that you are ill!You don't look okay!
Girl 1: I know but I really have no strength to argue.
Girl 2: Damn, Hag Warriors!

by yelpi September 20, 2016

Spooky Water

Jizz

When you about to Spooky Water but the priest ask you to leave the funeral

by Ben69Dover420 October 5, 2017

Frozen Water

Not ice, common folk confuse it with ice. This however is superior to ice in every way.

Friend 1: Yo bro give me some frozen water
Friend 2: You mean ice?
Friend 1: Hell no. Frozen water.

by Water that is Frozen October 23, 2017

Free Water

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.

Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever

by freemitherfknwater May 5, 2018

Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing

we drank Christmas water in the halls

by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018