mountain valley middle school

kids that have perms and edges think they’re on "gang shii" and girls try to be funny and say skskskks and anna oop way too fucking much

I’ve heard mountain valley middle school sucks right?

by that kid that knows stuff... August 28, 2019

Wayne Valley High School

Place where boy shit in the new wing…. life was ruined

You hear about the kid that shit himself… that was at Wayne Valley High School!

by poopypantspeter123 December 22, 2021

Simi Valley

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.

Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"

by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022

Mingya Valley Masshole

A ritual normally performed by fantasy sports players in the greater Boston area where trades are proposed featuring big time athletes in exchange for Injured, Minor league, or otherwise irrelevant players. The player is a mass hole by firmly believing that the trades are fair and should generally be accepted.

Hey I’ll trade you Bobby Dalbec for Vladimir Guerrero Jr and a 3rd round pick. Hey you’re really being a Mingya Valley Masshole, don’t insult me

by MingyaPangiHasNoDraftPicksBud May 12, 2022

Valley Forge

Receiving anal sex face-down in ice cold water by a man wearing a powdered wig.

I have an ice cream headache from the Valley Forge I got last night.

by knapper January 6, 2010

Long Valley

A town in Washington township, Morris County, NJ. In the middle of NO WHERE. No one has to my knowledge ever actually called it the "Big LV." If they have, they were probably from LV, and trying to make it seem cool. You kive in wither "the mountain" or "the valley."Long Valley is isolated from the real world. Minorities are basically non- existent here , There are too many white people. Not enough diversity. There are a lot of really nice cars. If you live here you go to West Morris High School Central. Basically a bunch of people who arent actually cool enough to be anything other than preppy, but pretend to be emo/ scene. there is a group of people who actually are the way they dress. Preppy people wear converse...and Uggs. yuck. There is a decent amount of drug use, but that because there is nothing better to do.

Its dull.

#1:I live in Long valley!
#2:Wheres that?

by Missymanic June 20, 2009

Happy Valley

The sweetest dorm on Marlboro College Campus that is continually trashed and eroding. Frequented by belligerency and tripping kids. In the past, it has had an opium den, prostitution rings, surrogate mothers, avid hula-hoopers, muff-diving competition and more than enough LSD. Often questions if motherfucker is a compound word. Dirty panties are also sold here. Also referred to as HPV.

"Happy Valley is on a lot of druuugsssss."-Sweetest RA ever
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"

by HPV6 February 1, 2009