Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.

Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag

by King123qp October 15, 2018

Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.

When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.

by Chelsea Buford December 13, 2017

Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.

Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?

by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012

vag mouth

that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.

damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth

by Furry Nipples April 24, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 01, 2014

vag gap

space between inner thigh leg and underwear

She had a vag gap right up to her g-string.

by begood December 11, 2014

vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa June 09, 2011