Urban Dictionary

A website where 99% of the definitions are either racist or sexual
-Concerned Youth

J: I wonder what redneck means let me look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Crazy, homeless white person. Like to shoot birds

by Whitetrash666 November 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A great idea ruined by retards and their internal struggles.

"I HATE TRUMP!!!@$*!@$&&!*#&!
I know! I'll make a definition of him on Urban Dictionary to release my angst and reveal my stupidity unintendedly!"

by MaracasMemes January 2, 2017

urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

All About Sex.

Every definition is tied back to hooking up. Literally.

A.:What is urban dictionary?
H.:The Wikipedia of the streets ™
A.: More like sex.

Pun intended ©

by Vamps™ January 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary of words that do not truly exist and if you try to make up a word even if it's really good they won't publish it and if you run a YouTube or twitch you have to suck someone to even be able to get half a word on their site

Urban Dictionary is something to kill your dreams such as being able to make up a word

by ShadowWarrior0_- January 1, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.

fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.

by 246thPointlessDefinition January 3, 2010