twat tease 

1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"

2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved

3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women

Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.

Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.

Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...

twat tease by ohthis May 1, 2010

Twat Waffler (TDUB^3) 

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.

Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"

Twat Waffler (TDUB^3) by Darrell23 October 16, 2010

twat cucumber 

a discarded cucumber that a chick has fucked herself with

look at that asshole what a fucking twat cucumber

twat cucumber by educationconnection May 12, 2012

Twat face 

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT

clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face

Twat face by mkdj December 17, 2008

Twat Swat 

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

Twat Swat by a2coyote January 15, 2010

twat rag 

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

twat rag by robin graves February 21, 2004

Twat Booger 

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.

That girl over there is such a twat booger

Twat Booger by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010