turd cutter

n. Ass, Booty, behind.

From the movie "Glory Daze".

She's got a nice turd cutter on her.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.

"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"

by Billy B August 24, 2006

turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Tridelvior

see god
A being known not to man. Erroneously referred to as god, he is in fact greater than god. If one encounters the Tridelvior, one must tread lightly to avoid being smote, pwned, or otherwise trampled upon.

"Dude, it's the Tridelvior!"
"Shit man, tread lightly"
"oh fuck i got smote!"
"haha...pwned"

by an anonymous source close to the Tridelvior December 5, 2004

turd swirl

The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.

What's up with the turd swirl dude? Don't they have bowl brushes in Canada?

by Webster the great May 8, 2009

turd hearse

A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.

"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."

by oldgeezer March 6, 2010

Turdakaine

The largest of shit storms a turdikane can be known to destroy whole bussiness,classrooms, offices and lives. The turdikane is often predicted using dumplar radar and forcasted by crapuweather

The turdakaine wiped out all of COMM 240. Rendering the room silent.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010