T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

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Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck

The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.

by Bed Making September 15, 2022

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