Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010

light the tree

smoking weed

dubstep is so great after we light the tree

by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

by Pingle July 3, 2022

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.

Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.

by Rich Lather September 6, 2005