Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.

by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021

Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.

"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"

by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

tire

A Nickname for someone named Tyler. There are also other nicknames too! Here is the list:

|Tire

|Tireton

|Tidepod

|Tidalwave

|Typewriter

|Tomato

|Turnip

|Ceiling Fan

| Ritz Cracker Box (don't ask.)

| Trashbag

| Dumpster

| Trampoline

Person 1: "Hey Tire."
Tyler: "Yello!"
GROUP: "Hi Trampoline!! Or Typeriter! Or..gosh there are a LOT of nicknames for you. Holy Guava!"
Tyler *confused as hecc*
Person 1: *sips water aggressively while keeping eye contact with Tireton*
Person 2 Out of nowhere: *holds ritz cracker 20 pack box*

by basil_underwood December 20, 2023

Tires

Tires Pluto's platonic sis is hot and sexy. Rumours say that they make out every day who knows.
tires is 4'1

Tires is hot and sexy and cute and awesome

by Plutouwu January 3, 2022

tired

colt green

he is tired

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 12, 2022