Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

Escher vag

A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.

"Look deeply in to my Escher vag and be not afraid for I have swallowed many a mortal man; penis."

by Dirtsnergerler July 18, 2015

Vag Head

When you suck her dry while she gives you head

DAmn my girlfriend and I did Vag Head

by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016

Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.

Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag

by King123qp October 15, 2018

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.

When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.

by Chelsea Buford December 12, 2017

Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.

Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?

by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012