donkey balls

Term used to show dislike for something so intense, you would rather be slurping sweaty, hairy, smelly donkey balls. Generally preceded by the word "suck."

Popularized by Eric Cartman on South Park.

1. Dude, flaming homosexuals suck donkey balls!

by cootercanoodler June 30, 2010

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

nodding donkey

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

by Al December 28, 2004

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

swamp donkey

A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM

DAMN I SEE JENNI EVERYWHERE SHES SUCH A SWAMP DONKEY.

by jennifromtheblock February 8, 2010

donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

Dominick the Donkey

The most annoying Christmas song ever, about the a donkey who helps Santa bring presents to the children of Italy (though many mainstream versions have the lyrics "Italian Christmas Donkey" changed to "Happy Christmas Donkey").

Much of the lyrics are interrupted by
"Chingedy ching" and "hee-haw, hee-haw".

Once heard, it gets stuck in the head for days on end.

Damn, I got that stupid song Dominick the Donkey stuck in my head again. Hee-haw, hee-haw!

by AmyMM December 17, 2008