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Brownie Points

A false currency usually awarded to a racist, fat fuck, who buys 3,000 pcs and doesn't know how to change the rgb colors on the fans. Smh and people who get these are usually named keenan and did i mention they are fatass.
"this mf actually gets brownie points! This blokes name name is perhaps keenan and he is most likely awfully chubby, or quite fat indeed.
by MarioMariomamamia March 14, 2021
mugGet the Brownie Pointsmug.

Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
by tptapt October 6, 2011
mugGet the Cleveland Brownie Crunchmug.

Dry Ass-Brownies

Anal sex without the use of lube, when the receiving partner is constipated.
Jackie did not want to have anal sex because she was constipated, but Aditya convinced her to have a Dry Ass-Brownies.
by Bone Smuggler March 4, 2010
mugGet the Dry Ass-Browniesmug.

Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.
Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016
mugGet the Cream Egg Browniemug.

Brownie Glazed Boy

A Boy who has multiple colours of brown in his hair, it has a lustrous shine which brings out his natural beauty, brings out his smile, eyes very well and has nicely tan skin.
boys brownie glazed boy Brownie Glazed Boy
by B93 February 10, 2012
mugGet the Brownie Glazed Boymug.

frosted her brownies

To ejaculate inside a woman's anus, potentially covering her feces with semen. The result would look similar to chocolate brownies with vanilla frosting.
Last night my girl felt like being a little kinky, so I frosted her brownies.
by SinDonor dammit May 27, 2007
mugGet the frosted her browniesmug.

Carter Brownie Freckles

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.
"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."
by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019
mugGet the Carter Brownie Frecklesmug.

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