shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 12, 2010

Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.

*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.

by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019

The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.

"The other day, I had The reach of shame"

by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017

Cart shaming

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves

I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him

by nickylags March 20, 2020

Bowl shamed

When unjustly accused of bogarding the bowl.

I will not be bowl shamed by yah.

by Duh1981fh January 17, 2019

burp shame

When an individual burps loudly in public, and someone in close proximity takes offense. They may react in a number of ways, including: lectures, dirty looks, gasping, or nose upturning. It is only burp shame however if the individual who belches feels remorse.

"Man, Dave belched really loud in the middle of the mall and some old lady tried to give him the burp shame."

by Derples April 28, 2012

Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021