Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips August 30, 2013

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

Puttin’ in the hat

When you are done with something.

“Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”

“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”

by Jstickell January 1, 2019

Sticky hat

When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it

Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

Soup Hat

Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.

Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.

'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'

*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time

by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022

Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022