by drdicker69 June 07, 2010
Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.
Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
by wordshark May 21, 2008
Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.
Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
by nilethe146 May 01, 2015
When a man is very quickly & shortly banging a womans vagina. Very fast but short & not allowing his penis to go all the way in.
by beauty03 June 25, 2014
Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.
by volvosupertech677 January 12, 2012
"Short potato, away!"
by Cmplictd March 20, 2018
50 years into the past, people will find out about covid 30 years later, and if you use it its retarded
by ilikeweirdfortnitecards October 24, 2022