bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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ko crash

This Nigga Will Fuck Yo Bitch....

In The Mouth Doe!! 😂😂😂

Ko Crash Fucked Your Babymom, In The Mouth Doe!!

by Realest Nigga Ever!! June 18, 2018

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Crash out

The act of sporadically going crazy or insane.

"Bazinga! Zoe has had a massive crash out"

by anonymous May 29, 2024

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Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

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