Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

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