Textache

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017

Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.

Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!

by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

Texas tie dye

the various short term and permanent sweat stains one's clothing acquires after existing in Texas

It's so hot outside that just taking the trash out is enough to get my Texas tie dye on.

by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018

texasshole

Another name for San Antonio, TX. Located in the center, lower half of Texas, Texasshole maintains its brownish tinge no matter how many times you bleach it.

“Hey, I visited Texasshole this weekend.”
“Great! How was the Alamo?”
“I don’t really remember but it smelled like pee and there were a lot of homeless people.”

by SlipperyClam September 23, 2018