3 definitions by User202

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 12, 2017

Freddy Mercury Flu

Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) causes acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) and interferes with the body's ability to fight infections. The virus can be transmitted through contact with infected blood, semen, or vaginal fluids.

You've been sick and coughing for weeks and it sounds like it's getting worse. Are you sure you don't have the Freddy Mercury Flu?

by User202 October 15, 2019

Egyptian Sandstorm

When you're tea-bagging your partner and you fart up their nose.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldn't escape Ryan's Egyptian sandstorm.

by User202 January 12, 2017