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Textbook Teacher 

A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.
Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?

Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.

Steve: That sucks.
Textbook Teacher by Polexia December 14, 2009
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history teacher

a teacher who teaches things you will never use and eventually forget entirely, but things they're the most important things to know in the universe.
"Ugh. My History teacher is the worst. They assinged us an essay we didn't know about until now that's due tomorrow!"
"I know, right?"
history teacher by IAMSPEED January 23, 2020

math teacher 

dumbest bitch to exist. watches porn on school computer. total creep.
Person 1: whose's that, is that joe?
Person 2: no, that's a math teacher.

Geography Teacher 

pronounced (ass - hole) complete dicks.
John: " that guy cut me off then gave me the finger"
Jane: "He must be a geography teacher"
Geography Teacher by person6669 February 5, 2010

The Teacher 

When a girl who is wearing glasses is giving you a blow job and you cum on her face, glasses.
I made Katy The Teacher last night.
The Teacher by BabyMoon January 14, 2012

History Teacher

A “history teacher” is someone with BUNDHA. You may see people looking at it from a long distance with the binoculars
“UFFFFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA
History Teacher by ...,,)&;;&&;37?,, November 12, 2020

EFL Teacher 

One who teaches English as a Foreign Language. Usually a native speaker of the language teaching outside his/her country of origin. A career which attracts the adventurous, the eccentric and the sociopathic.
Barman 1: Who's that cool motherfucker ?
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.
EFL Teacher by Nice Uncle Andy October 9, 2006