Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

by teabagging April 18, 2009

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

Tea Party

A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.

George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.

by asswipejohnson July 24, 2011

tea bag

When a man towers over a woman and his balls are in her mouth as she plays with it.

I tea bagged my g/f lastt night, man.

by Ritagal September 25, 2006

tea and crumpet nigga

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

by ak harry June 21, 2006

tea priss

One girl that is semi-alterntive who acts in a prissy manner and drinks tea (home brew)

+ cardigan/slacks/capri pants/bowling bag
+ Gap with alittle vintage
+ black bob hair cut with short bangs
+ blonde hair in pony tail with side swept bangs
+ belle and sebastian
+ folk music
+ herbal tea
+ absitence
+ virgin
+ honor roll student
+ faux poet

by Ceska August 14, 2003

tea begger

One who begs to be teabagged.

On his knees before the stud the tea begger trembled with fear.

by Dave September 1, 2008