by pepsow June 26, 2020
noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"
"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
by mustachious dollarous June 27, 2014
The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis
by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017
Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.
I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!
by El Guapo Muchacho September 15, 2016
A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
by Carnthepear August 08, 2015
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 06, 2009