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tangent parkour 

The act of jumping from tangent to tangent in a conversation.
"Yeah we started talking about what to do this weekend and started doing tangent parkour, an hour later we were discussing quantum mechanics."
tangent parkour by DarkGod86 September 29, 2021
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Jake: Jeez who is that?
Tom: Idk but they look tangen
tangen by Doggo6968 March 26, 2022

tangelistis 

your situation is so relatable I have have a similar story as a tangelistis
tangelistis by skeet skirt September 7, 2022

Tangential vigilantes 

A group intent on refraining from introducing a subject utterly irrelevant and unrelated to the conversation already in progress. Two or more people determined to curtail comments made by a clueless third party that take a hard detour from the topic being discussed.
Even though they were Tangential Vigilantes, I could not follow what the fuck they were taking about.
Tangential vigilantes by Zkeballer January 24, 2023
Usually is a smart boy who doesn’t like to be argued with. Has a lot of rizz and plays football. You will find most Tangeni’s listen to Drake and spend a lot of time on Instagram.
Person 1: “Yo Tangeni”
Tangeni: “Yo, chuck my story on your story.”
Tangeni by Cracked X YT June 3, 2023

Tang Poo 

If there aren’t enough unflattering nicknames for the newly indicted Donald Trump, this is the newest and perhaps funniest. Named for a tasty orange drink and whatever goes down the New York City sewer system, Tang Poo is so named because of Trump’s orange skin and the fact that he has shit for brains.
Republicans are so stupid that they would bring Tang Poo back into the White House if they could. The last I heard, you can’t run a country from the federal pen.
Tang Poo by anonymous September 4, 2023