tit mouse

A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).

Look at the rack on that tit mouse.

by Jonny mouseman January 16, 2010

Tit Rage

When you becomes so angry that the only option to express yourself is to rip apart your top and expose your tits for the world to see.

This can be combined with angry noises and running towards people like a crazy person.

"She was so enraged she ripped off her top and ran at us with her tits slapping towards us like angry seals - she had a case of Tit Rage"

by ktcp25 March 2, 2013

tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.

me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"

by Rayleen February 25, 2008

Tit test

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!

I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!

by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019

Tit lick fuck

You take someone’s titty and suck on it till they start bleeding and then shove your dick in it bust a nut then lick it till the evidence is gone

Bro my girl came over and I tied her down and gave her a tit lick fuck

by Jay-turd-kkk September 24, 2019

tit fuck

one who fucks tits
derogatory term to describe someone

"wow that matt is a real tit fuck

by sa qu May 4, 2008

Tit Truck

its when a man takes his dick and pushes the girls tits togather and, drives his dick between the boobs. making it seem like a truck is driving through a tunal of some sort

I gave that girl last night the longest and hardest tit truck, i think i gave her a flat.

by Michael Kane October 9, 2005