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Accidentally play the violin 

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.
He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"
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Shablee shabloo enjoy the view 

A common Jewish saying meaning simply ‘enjoy the view’
“Here we are, the highest point in jerusalem. Shablee shabloo enjoy the view”

Offering to the VID 

That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.
John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality 

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

The Vook 

Pretty much the king of going to town on ladies. The antithesis of Nick but at the same time, the neccessaryy ingredient for extreme tossing of the salad to immense proportions.
Dude, did you hear about Me and Chris's relationship: we are in a relayshh where we filllashe, i learned all of my moves from the night that The Vook got on Muka.

the vesti 

A message board on IGN that is infamous for its randomness, a place of internet evil, where the lowest life forms gather to share their everyday experiences.
ZOMG, so the vesti leik insulted my ability to womanize, but im still the man, amirite?
the vesti by Cropman December 15, 2008