doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

surf turkey

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

by [e-mail] July 11, 2007

Mountain Surfer

Someone who engages in outdoor pursuits/sports that revolve around mountains. Said pursuits/sports usually include but are not limited to trail running, mountain biking, snowboarding, mountain boarding, rock climbing and kayaking. Mountain surfers sometimes can be classified by the the type of vehicle they drive (aka Subaru with snowboard/ski, bike or kayak rack on top or a busted up Honda tattooed with mountainous sponsor's stickers) or simply by the way they talk and or dress.

"Dude, Chris Sharma just cranked out a 5.15b called "Jumbo Love"! Damn thing was nothing but crimpers with two massive slopers at the crux" -Mountain Surfer "Could you seriously put aside the mountain surfer lingo for a minute and rehash that?!" -average Joe

"So I slept in my Suby last night and was the first one to pull into Breck this morning. I seriously could NOT wait to shred mad powder! I'm gonna jib till I'm gassed!" -Mountain Surfer

by BlueFlyer83 February 23, 2011

Carl and James's Surf Shop

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'

May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"

by scogey October 30, 2010

shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005

surfsexual

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual

"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"

by cassandra says October 16, 2008

labia surfer

a guy who gets alot of pussy and looks good doing it.

that guy sees more pink flappy than a toilet seat,hes a real "labia surfer!"

by Shad Shores March 19, 2004