spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004

Strangleage

The factor by which someone deserves to be choked to death. The highest levels of often found in upper management.

I think Trent must have an anti-strangelage cloak with an armor of -50. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy groceries without being choked to death. Strangleage.

by Cussy McFuckFuck October 17, 2005

Spanglette

A one-piece thong swimsuit for men which has a defining characteristic of going from the crotch area over both shoulders and back down to a "v" through both buttocks. Made popular by Borat. Popular colors: hot pink; lime green.

No way! Did you see that hairy Euro dude wearing a spanglette? I just threw up in my mouth.

by Walker L. October 16, 2007

spangleporn

spangle-porn
adjective
of, pertaining to, the language passed during sex between one of Anglo decent and one of Hispanic decent. Characterized by heavy, lewd sexual overtones, mixing English and Spanish languages.

"It took a little getting used to"
"What?"
"The way his Spanish sounded in the sack"
"Haha, no kidding?"
"It sounded so wrong...soo spangleporn"

Por ejemplo:
¿te gusta?
-SI SI SI
espera, ¿así?
-nooooo
¡como así!
-ayyyy mamacita! JESUS! MARIA! JOSEPH!

by Vomgurl December 25, 2007

smangle

a combination of smother and strangle, covering a person's mouth and nose as you wring their neck

"I will smangle you ! "

by Sofie beebe December 20, 2008

stanley

the product of dropping a jolly rancher into a public toilet, re-wrapping it and giving it to someone

“yooo don’t even think about giving me a stanley again, last time i got aids.”

by scharddin September 14, 2020

The Lone Stanley

When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.

Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007