Spunkapulting

Take a used condom and while holding the open end in one hand, pull the full end back in a catapult like motion.. Then release and watch as the spunk hits your lady friend square in the face

- Dude you seeing that girl from last night again?

- Hell yeh she's into spunkapulting

- You got yourself a classy lady there my friend....

by longrodvonhugendong476 May 8, 2010

spunk

to show up late to class multiple times a week, lie to teacher claiming that you were only helping a former student put a tampon in. claims to "hate people" too much. often the hated group of the class.

oh great, the god damn spunk's finally decided to show up to class.

by wwwkkklll May 20, 2019

spunk

Acronym - Single Professional, Unmarried, No Kids

Used by bachelors who wish to avoid divorcees and single moms on dating sites and message boards.

28/M/spunk seeks femi-spunk for late night club hopping

by pentaphile May 3, 2009

spunk

A label which involves being conceited, loving the rain, and the biggest part of all - wearing crazy make up all the time.

Spunk kid 1: you look soo spunk!
Spunk kid 2: thanks, i got this stuff from MAC, wanna go dance in the rain?
Spunk kid 3: Spunk kids will one day rule the world.

by Micah-Spunk January 12, 2006

spunk bubble

A daihatsu hi-jet (or any other vehical of that style) driven by a boy racer, with big sound system, that upon arriving at a cruise gets laughed off, then the driver hits the high beams and BLASTS the stereo to gain respect!

Driver: *arrives at curise* *honk honk*
Others: ROFL yo guys take a gander at that Spunk Bubble!
Driver: *switches on the hi-fi* *blows windows*

by Twatmonkey April 4, 2008

spunkers

a crazy trio, who knows no danger, and fails to see the bigger picture. They always have each others' backs and lives in the moment of the day. They always succeed in getting the guy, but never use their powers for evil. Finally they have a personal belief that all things can be forgiven.... with chocolate and a good movie of couse!

This mysterious word sprung up when someone asked who these three chicks from Tenino were. They, in turn, replied, "we are the SPUNKERS."

Not to be mixed up with the spankers or the spank-hers!

Mary, Heather and Krista were considered the spunkers of the school.

The laid back spunkers enjoyed the simple pariers lifestyle, as long as they were friends.

by Krista April 6, 2005

spunk

spazy drunk, whiter version of crunk

yo dude im bout to get spunk in da club

by emmanem May 2, 2005