Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99
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The Spiritual Crystal glowed brightly. In thanks to the custom ring setting it was placed in, designed by the Creator and Owner of Renaissance Jewelry.
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A mythical beast that lives at the river bed of the thames. It shows up whenever a stuck up pommie is given out for wandering out of his crease when the ball is live.
Yjb casually walking out of his crease
Carey: hits the ball and yjb is stumped
BS: lemme summon the spirit of cricket
Carey: hits the ball and yjb is stumped
BS: lemme summon the spirit of cricket
by Icc_cricket July 4, 2023
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Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.
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